Gumby wishes all the non-green persons and objects in the world a very Merry Christmas. Sometimes Gumby gets a bad rap for being too pro-green. Green this and green that. For this year’s Christmas card, Gumby has intentionally decided to share his space with the color RED. This is a direct “nod-of-the-head” in the direction of diversity, whether the color RED deserves it or not.
As a holiday treat below, Gumby offers you his version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. Sing along and Seasons Greeting!
On the first day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Seven soldiers sweating
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Eight Pukites puking
Seven soldiers sweating
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Nine months unemployment
Eight Pukites puking
Seven soldiers sweating
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Ten GEICO geckos
Nine months unemployment
Eight Pukites puking
Seven soldiers sweating
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Eleven pints of green goo
Ten GEICO geckos
Nine months unemployment
Eight Pukites puking
Seven soldiers sweating
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Gumby sent to me,
Twelve sheet iron crackers
Eleven pints of green goo
Ten GEICO geckos
Nine months unemployment
Eight Pukites puking
Seven soldiers sweating
Six swine a sneezing
Five grumpy Gumbites
Four cans of peas
Three farby rebs
Two Pokey toys
And a Gumbelina in a pear tree.
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!!
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