Disco Gumby - yep that’s his new name. His natural singing ability showed through over the weekend at a karaoke contest in a Ft. Scott ugly bar. The long line of previous singers fell by the wayside in this karaoke battle royal. Gumby came out ready to rumble for this singing smackdown.
The howling crowd grew decidedly quieter and attentive as they soaked in his first song “I'm Your Boogie Man”. His second number “Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?” caused several females in the audience to swoon and faint. One hit her head on a table and paramedics were called. The other contestants looked at each other in dumbfounded disbelief – this guy is REALLY good! The entire room was in tears as he finished with a heart rendering version of Kermit the Frog’s “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”.
As he leapt off the platform, he concluded by shouting “Long live disco!!” He immediately left the building in the company of a buxom brunette who wore a feathered cowboy hat, elephant-skin boots, a large silver belt buckle, a nose ring, and jeans so tight you could ice skate on them.
The howling crowd grew decidedly quieter and attentive as they soaked in his first song “I'm Your Boogie Man”. His second number “Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?” caused several females in the audience to swoon and faint. One hit her head on a table and paramedics were called. The other contestants looked at each other in dumbfounded disbelief – this guy is REALLY good! The entire room was in tears as he finished with a heart rendering version of Kermit the Frog’s “It Ain’t Easy Being Green”.
As he leapt off the platform, he concluded by shouting “Long live disco!!” He immediately left the building in the company of a buxom brunette who wore a feathered cowboy hat, elephant-skin boots, a large silver belt buckle, a nose ring, and jeans so tight you could ice skate on them.
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