After a reign of havoc throughout the Midwest that included bank robberies and car jackings, the leaders of the gang called “The Bags” were brought to justice by famed bounty hunter “Get ‘em Gumby”.
Three men entered a Kansas City bank, one stayed behind the wheel of the idling getaway car. The robbers inside the bank were thwarted when acting cashier I. Ben Taken refused to open the safe, falsely claiming that it was secured by a time lock even as they held a bowie knife to his throat and cracked his skull with a pistol butt. Meanwhile, Gumby having been tipped off by an informant of the impending robbery waited outside the bank hiding behind a pop-up sprinkler head.
The three desperados burst out of the bank and a hail of lead filled the air. The robbers dressed in full body amour and used modified Romanian AK-47 automatic rifles with a 100-round drum magazine which they reloaded several times. Gumby was shielded only by his shiny waterproof plastic outer coating and armed with his trusty Daisy Red Rider BB Rifle Model 1938 with rapid leverage action.
When the smoke cleared the two gang leaders, Bloody Bill Anderson and Big Bad Bob, lay dead in the parking lot next to a bullet-riddled 1970 AMC Gremlin. The other two bandits barely escaped, leaving their two dead companions behind. Exclusively pictured here with Gumby are the two gang leaders laid out in their death pose for the cable news - never again to strike fear into the hearts of the banking public. Gumby collected $243,000 reward for his part – not a bad day’s work in this economy.
Three men entered a Kansas City bank, one stayed behind the wheel of the idling getaway car. The robbers inside the bank were thwarted when acting cashier I. Ben Taken refused to open the safe, falsely claiming that it was secured by a time lock even as they held a bowie knife to his throat and cracked his skull with a pistol butt. Meanwhile, Gumby having been tipped off by an informant of the impending robbery waited outside the bank hiding behind a pop-up sprinkler head.
The three desperados burst out of the bank and a hail of lead filled the air. The robbers dressed in full body amour and used modified Romanian AK-47 automatic rifles with a 100-round drum magazine which they reloaded several times. Gumby was shielded only by his shiny waterproof plastic outer coating and armed with his trusty Daisy Red Rider BB Rifle Model 1938 with rapid leverage action.
When the smoke cleared the two gang leaders, Bloody Bill Anderson and Big Bad Bob, lay dead in the parking lot next to a bullet-riddled 1970 AMC Gremlin. The other two bandits barely escaped, leaving their two dead companions behind. Exclusively pictured here with Gumby are the two gang leaders laid out in their death pose for the cable news - never again to strike fear into the hearts of the banking public. Gumby collected $243,000 reward for his part – not a bad day’s work in this economy.
Please ask Mr. Gumby to be careful, that BB Gun could shoot his eye out.
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The corpse on the right looks like he's been in the sun too long. How can Gumby stand to be so close to this rotting corpse? And on so putrified even the hogs would gag on the remains.
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